A Least Once A Year...

'Twas the day before Christmas
And all through the Post,
Came patient after patient
To visit their DENTAC host.

With a peek at the x-ray
And a look in the mouth;
Such silly, young soldiers
With teeth going South.

So a pinch and a poke
And a bit of x-y-l-o-caine,
Plus a snort of ol’ nitrous
To boost their octane--

Crafting fillings for some
And extractions for others;
Such silly, young soldiers
Never listen to mothers.

'Tis a short dental poem
Plus a moral beside:
Using floss and toothpaste
Keep OCONUS dentists... state-side!

Merry Christmas!!