I've been tasked as the "Assistant OIC" at the Camp Casey. Basically it's a rank-level position since I sit between 4 captains and 1 full-bird colonel. So just call me "Assistant to the Regional Manager" why don't cha!? Ok, that hurts!Another task in the wings, is that of "division dentist" to the 302nd FSB. Lots of young, fighting soldiers who hit the field and "camp" a lot. Do kids bring toothbrushes on overnighters? Enough said...
So please join in welcoming me to the Dunder-Mifflin family. Consider a pleasant weekend at Schrute Farms or maybe putting my stapler in jello as a gesture of your esteem and friendship.
